One Line Proposals, Even Shorter Rejections

1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. 

 
Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do! 

 

2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together. 

 
Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten? 

 

3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long. 

 
Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you! 

 

4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven. 

 
Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? 

 
Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!

6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle. 

 
Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?

7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. 

 
Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would be enough)

8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good. 

 
Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place! 

 

9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. 

 
Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple mathematics otherwise!