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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

One Line Proposals, Even Shorter Rejections

1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. 
Reply :
 I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do! 

2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together. 
Reply :
 So, how many times did you fail kinder garten? 

3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long. 
Reply : 
Yes, they are. I've been running away from you! 

4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven. 
Reply :
 How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? 
Reply :
 Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!

6. What's that in your eye?'s a sparkle. 
Reply :
 What are you on? Crack or cocaine?

7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. 
Reply :
 (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would be enough)

8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good. 
Reply :
 You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place! 

9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. 
Reply :
 So, that's your problem.. simple mathematics otherwise!

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